"Our senatorial zone is a reference point for underdevelopment.... and lately violent instability leading to humanitarian dislocation"- Dan Onjeh.
I will not laugh about this. I am dead serious. Onjeh, in spite of the handful of votes you amassed from Agatu; with all honesty, did you visit there or make humanitarian contributions of any kind to them from the proceeds of campaign contributions given to you by Akume and Co.? Rather you used it to help yourself by buying a house in Gwarimpa at the expense of the suffering Agatu people of zone c.
Dan, there are smarter ways to hustling. It is only lunacy that will make you believe that there exist a mandate for you, let alone stealing it. You need to interact with voters in the zone to know how apprehensive they are of what you truly represent: an incurable political jobber of outdated antics.